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Generally speaking, the more intricate the plot of a specific movie, the more opportunity there is for its subsequent sequels to riddle that plot with gaping holes.

5. Peter Parker’s Dad Really Loves Hide and Seek

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It’s a challenge to single out a specific plot hole as being more baffling than the hundreds of others in the 10 plus hour robo parade honoring Michael Bay’s throbbing ordnance boner that is the Transformers series, but here goes: The one absolute we can count on in any Michael Bay film is that when things explode, they totally explode. So when the third Transformers film ended by plunging the entire city of Chicago into crumbling detonation fire, we were appropriately treated to a view of Chicago’s newly crushificated skyline:

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